Welcome to my page! My name is Sammy! I'm a science fiction writer, an avid fantasy artist, and a die-hard wolfaboo. I work in Photoshop 7, Paint Tool SAI, ImageReady, Prismacolor pencils, and watercolor. I'm also a bit of a gamer and will play League of Legends for hours.
Male | Single | Super Duper Gay (Bears Beware )
Badonkadonk and Dingledong
I have never loved a lady like I love Schmemma. In fact, I never have loved a lady. But the day I laid my eyes on Badonkadonk, I realized that only a Dingledong would be right for her and that Dingledong... was me. One fateful day I heard the shrill cry of Badonkadonks von Bonkahonks, ruthlessly kidnapped by a cruel black dragon. I rode up on my valiant steed, White Toast, and slew the dragon with all of my dinglish power! Since that day, Badonkadonk and I are bound by a contract of life, love, and dingles.
Badonkadonk has stolen away my heart in so many ways. She has the most amazing taste in headwear, and her hair smells of candy canes and fresh apples. When she smiles my heart soars, and when she cries, I come to her side to dry her tears, for I am a fine gentleman whose butt smells like daisies.
Together we fika, at least thrice every day, enjoying the taste of a cup of Johan together. And every evening we ride into the sunset, defying all laws of physics and common sense, wearing our matching t-shirts in glory of Swedish coffee and badonkadonks.
You forever hold my heart, Badonkadonk, more than you will ever want to know.
Like many people on this website, I do commissions, art trades, collabs, and other such things. Here is where you can get some basic info on what's up!
If you'd like to get art from me in any of these forms, PLEASE read the information about them!!! Links are above and if you don't read them, I will ignore you because I am evil!!!!
Thank you so much for all of your help raising money for my surgery
Art Trades: CLOSED
Requests: FRIENDS ONLY
Cuz, ya know, I always say what I'm doing in the description Going to starting yogoloth's (FA) commission, not sure how far I'll get Whatever the case may be, it shall be fun I hope.
As always, no negative behavior allowed. If you wouldn't want somebody doing it to you, don't do it to me If that's not clear enough, keep your complaints and annoyances to yourself, groveling will get you banned, and pleeeeease cover your coughs. Sank yew